Hide the Women!

Looks like that crazy, Irish uncle that nobody talks about anymore went and got himself a hardware store.

I have no idea how I got on this mailing list, but this catalog came in the mail earlier this week.

There are so many things that impress me, here:

1. The corporate logo seems to be McFeely himself holding a large screw.
2. McFeely went and put himself on a dollar bill, and one can use said dollar bill to pay any shipping AND handling costs that may be incurred while making any purchases.
3. McFeely is clearly a huge proponent of square drive screws (hard to miss from the cover shot).
4. www.mcfeelys.com is somehow a legitimate website.
5. www.mcfeelys.com/screws is still, somehow, a legitimate website.
6. Even www.mcfeelys.com/tech/screw-index.htm ... totally PG.