Let's Make These Things Real

Two phrases that were recently mispoken which I prefer to the correct versions.

One -

A person stated that they were recently "put on a Lurch."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Fester_lurch_1966.JPG

Two -

I overheard somebody compare the look of something to a "Horshack Test."

http://packagetalk.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/horshack3.jpg

I would like to see these things done in real life.